BEERS

Stronza Ti amo “Cazzi tuoi” Blonde Ale: beer with a persistent head, an intense colour and a nose with spicy notes, including pepper, also thanks to the addition of 10% Vercelli rice.
In short, all the typical characteristics of a love affair. And if you do not understand the nature of the correlation between “Ti amo” and “Cazzi tuoi”, trust me... it is because you have never had a relationship with a bitch! It is pure mathematics: Stronza + Ti amo = Cazzi tuoi. Gluten-free!

A beer that leaves a bitter aftertaste in the mouth and a tantalising tingle. You know when you’re in a nightclub and you’re making eye contact with a girl? There you are, you’ve been looking at each other for quite a while now. You’re there, you’re feeling confident and you give it a go: you want to try offering her a drink. You walk over smiling, suggest having something to drink together, but… You walk away with the phrase “No, look, I’m taken, I’m sorry” echoing in slow motion in your mind. Well, this bitch and our Double IPA leave the same bitter taste in the mouth (our beer, though, would never turn you down).

Sunday lunch with the family, you’re in a complete hangover, your aunt is staring at you from the other end of the table. At the unanimous “enjoy your meal”, you drop the bombshell and exclaim, “I don’t want children, I don’t want to get married, I’ve also decided to move to Barcelona at the end of the month: I want to have new experiences.” And as everyone’s shock contaminates the atmosphere, you enjoy your grandmother’s lasagne, smugly counting the 5 seconds that separate you from the next family drama.

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